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The Light RailCharacters:
Passengers enter the train and sit down. Conductor enters.
Conductor: Welcome to the light rail, where we give you a light and speedy journey!
Child 1: Are we there yet?
Mother: No, we haven't left the station yet.
Child 2 begins to sing "99 Bottles of Beer." Mother attempts to stop him, but to no avail. Old Woman gets up and approaches them.
Old Woman: Here, have some chicken soup!
Mother: Frazzled What? Why?
Old Woman: Chicken soup helps everything! Here, have some. Hands Mother a bowl of soup.
Child 2 finally stops singing. Children 3 and 4 start fighting over who poked who.
Child 3: Hey! Stop poking me!
Child 4: You started it. Sticks out tongue
Child 3: Did not!
Child 4: Did so!
The argument dissolves into a mess of screaming and crying. Mother attempts to get t
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