The Light RailCharacters:EngineerConductorSnack LadyMotherChild 1Child 2Child 3Child 4Old WomanBusinessman Passengers enter the train and sit down. Conductor enters.Conductor: Welcome to the light rail, where we give you a light and speedy journey!Child 1: Are we there yet?Mother: No, we haven't left the station yet.Child 2 begins to sing "99 Bottles of Beer." Mother attempts to stop him, but to no avail. Old Woman gets up and approaches them.Old Woman: Here, have some chicken soup!Mother: Frazzled What? Why?Old Woman: Chicken soup helps everything! Here, have some. Hands Mother a bowl of soup.Child 2 finally stops singing. Children 3 and 4 start fighting over who poked who. Child 3: Hey! Stop poking me!Child 4: You started it. Sticks out tongueChild 3: Did not!Child 4: Did so!The argument dissolves into a mess of screaming and crying. Mother attempts to get t
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