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Agent Brown Adventures!
Mild-mannered delivery girl Eileen Brown is secretly Agent Brown, of the International Agency for Fighting Bad Crime! Today, we follow her as she delivers information that could defeat the evil Dr. Bellicose once and for all! The message safely stowed inside the fortune cookie of a Chinese meal, Agent Brown sets off to deliver it to Agent Red Fox
Meanwhile, Dr. Bellicose has discovered a leak in his organization! Pausing only to kill the low-ranking minion who allowed the information to escape, he devises a plan to thwart Agent Brown in her mission to deliver the information to Agent Red Fox!
We return to Agent Brown, who has just climbed onto her delivery bicycle! She jinks and weaves through the crowded streets of Manhattan, approaching the docks at a stupendous speed! A red-uniformed blur zips past the shocked dock workers, and with only the subtlest of splashes, enters the water.
Milliseconds before her front tire en
A very mad libMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after albatrosses because you'll only end up with a refrigerator in your toenail." I never quite understood his advice until one New Year's, I was gardening with my best friend Monica. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was floppy and spooky sounds came from deep within. Monica saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
LatreuophobiaI wash off sick-sweet orange lipstick in front of a mirror as dusty as gothic romances. It tastes like oblivion, that is to say, like nothing my tongue can detect.
The door opens with a creak no private restroom could emulate. Some chick with blue bobbed hair and smeared eyeliner. I looked like that once. Ten years ago.
Getting the beer out of my hair is harder. Some men just can't take it when I'd rather they not kiss my feet or call me an angel or-
“Dayum girl, you look like a goddess.”
I gulp, taste of acid.
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